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Awesome my phone is not picking up a scando network and the wifi here is broken. Stealing the...

Dec 31st

At Oslo airport. Eating an awesome hotdog. Getting on another flight in 10 and completing the scando...

Dec 31st

You know those artist drawings of the future full of beautiful happy people and it looks amazing?...

Dec 31st

Drinking in Newcastle with old friends . This is going to end badly. Awesome!

Dec 29th

In an open air bar. I’m the only person wearing a coat. Welcome to the north!

Dec 29th

You know it’s cold when you can wear the same t-shirt for like 5 days straight, because it...

Dec 29th

Morning from the north… http://twitpic.com/xkhd

Dec 29th

Pretty sure Mcqueen is channeling Peckinpah in this movie. He seems drunk, shoots everyone and...

Dec 28th

Watching ‘The Getaway’. The original.. not the shitty remake.

Dec 28th

Pretty sure i’ve drank more tea in the the last week than I have in 6 months at home, but...

Dec 28th

“If god hadn’t wanted us to eat animals then he wouldn’t have made them out of...

Dec 28th

Taking my dads ridiculously huge kite on the beach. Expecting take-off.

Dec 28th

Jurrasic park!! http://twitpic.com/x4s6

Dec 27th

My new little sony camera has a weird post-processing option where I can make sad people smile....

Dec 27th

Big Picture Photos of the year 2008. amazing. http://tr.im/2o8n

Dec 27th

Fuck me it’s cold on the beach. pretty though

Dec 27th

oh yes. http://tr.im/2o2i

Dec 27th

Just checked my work email. Now I feel like crying. fail.

Dec 27th

An Arm + wooden club + “strength”. Looks sort of cool but could easily be mistaken for...

Dec 27th

Found a drawing of great grandfathers crest that I was going to get inked on my arm. Now decided...

Dec 27th

ffffound invite anyone?

Dec 26th

Man… Seagal. God Bless you. http://tr.im/2nkm

Dec 26th

Parents watching Nicholas Nickleby on tv. Charlie Hunnman is really not a very good actor. weird...

Dec 26th

Practically everyone in this is an amazing actor except for this douche though… Spall,...

Dec 26th

Fuk January is a good time for film in London, Q&A’s with Mickey Rourke, Bruce Campbell,...

Dec 26th

Happy Christmas Twitter-peeps. Here’s me telling my sister a cracking jape! http://tr.im/2my3

Dec 25th

My dad is very funny. Couch + Whisky + tv/film + 10 minutes = eyes closed + Head bobbing couch...

Dec 24th

Just got ‘Cinema Sewer’ book in mail from Fab Press. So awesome. Franco Nero...

Dec 24th

Man The Dragonball trailer looks like shit on a stick. In the nicest possible way… Chow Yun...

Dec 24th

Noby Noby Boy (from the creator of Katamari Damacy) looks… um.. weird…and awesome...

Dec 23rd

yeah. ok. bored of home now.

Dec 23rd

Entering Christmas throng with my mum. I quoted dwight in my pre-tescos peptalk “remember, the...

Dec 23rd

UNO for the win. HARDCORE BASTARD SPEED UNO!!!

Dec 23rd

In car with my mum “there’s mike, he just got divorced. There’s sandra her husband...

Dec 23rd

Space Nazi’s. Awesome http://tr.im/2jz9

Dec 22nd

Paid my sister to wrap all my Christmas presents. WIN!

Dec 22nd

RT @DannyTRS really great fanmade Thundercats movie trailer… genuinely pretty inventive...

Dec 22nd

sometimes spam really tickles me “lead your boner to leadership!!!!”

Dec 22nd

drinking an old fashioned by the fire. sound of the sea outside and fat dog snoring echoing around...

Dec 22nd

I got a spotify invite. A couple in fact, thanks peoples. HAPPY MUSICAL CHRISTMAS

Dec 22nd

anyone out there in twitterland spot me a spotify invite?

Dec 22nd

View from my parents new living room is still gobsmacking http://twitpic.com/v87w

Dec 22nd

Bought my dad a bottle of suntory whisky at the airport. Now proceeding to drink most of it myself...

Dec 21st

Nothing but the sound of children destroying things outside. Sweet christmas in the ghetto. 1.5...

Dec 21st

The difference between a £45 cab and a £35 cab to stansted? The drivers body odour. I’d like...

Dec 21st

Unless your Christmas is all about working out a lot and not showering….ever

Dec 21st

Through security like a northern rocket, chilling with seafood and vodka. Pretty sure...

Dec 21st

http://twitpic.com/v1ei <slur>when I finish my vodka I’m going to gut you with this...

Dec 21st

Really late easyjet flights are decent, very few children except one who looks like he just stepped...

Dec 21st

It was all going so well. Then triple-threat: tech difficulties, panicing girl, and sat next to...

Dec 21st

Yeah that’s right I have a friend called Odin, and I was at his wedding. Next up Thor’s...

Dec 21st

A wedding down, and one more night drinking my liver into oblivion. Ftw

Dec 20th

I stink. My mouth tastes like butt. And I think I’m still quite drunk. gonna wash outside with...

Dec 20th

Oh. So this is what drinking yourself to death feels like. Nice

Dec 20th

#FarN People are calling the film a fairytale, I wondered what you think about that, given the films...

Dec 18th

#FarN seems like the shoot would have been fairly punishing (due to the climate) how did you find...

Dec 18th

Blarggurglegurgle blar g g g gurgleblargblargegurgle spit

Dec 18th

Pissed. Awesome

Dec 17th

Tilt shift monster trucks are awesome…. http://tr.im/2dts

Dec 17th

I’m gonna blow his brains all over his fucking wingtips…

Dec 16th

watching king of new york

Dec 16th

The day has come… http://tr.im/2c6e

Dec 16th

bed. laptop. trying to sleep. brain can’t tell there’s no more pitches to work on....

Dec 16th

the worst emails I get are “someone has tagged you in a photo” eerrggghhh

Dec 14th

searching for ‘girl’ ‘gun show’ and ‘tattoos’… sourcing...

Dec 14th

Burger King ‘virgins’ is really pretty distasteful http://tr.im/295w I think I need to...

Dec 13th

I slept on the sofa. The most amount of movement all day was turning over. and typing this

Dec 13th

I just cut my eye open. I’m bleeding pixels. Sweet chroma pixels…

Dec 9th

If anyone needs me i’ll be in my bunker. http://tinyurl.com/5l5mld

Dec 9th

We have some downs working in our office….

Dec 8th

Was last one in the office, thought I had office keys in my bag. I didn’t. Schoolboy error....

Dec 8th

Which reminds me. @guiseiz, @wowbrow next time I ring you guys and your phones are off I’m...

Dec 8th

check out the show called ‘fax’ http://tr.im/20mb FAXFAPFAXFAPFAXFAPFAXFAPFAXFAPFAXFAP

Dec 8th

stop eating my sesame cake. jerks. http://tinyurl.com/6ovudf

Dec 8th

that site died as soon as I linked to it. I AM ALL POWERFUL! image…. http://tr.im/20mk

Dec 8th

BACK AT WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dec 8th

checkin some DJ Deckstream

Dec 8th

Waiting at airports blowwwwwssss http://twitpic.com/qz5c

Dec 7th

stop eating sesame cake!!!!!!!! Tim Curry <3

Dec 6th

Woah.. testing t’internet connection on macbook via iphone.. not too shaby

Dec 6th

Anyone want my 2 tickets for screening of Slumdog Millionaire, @ Canary wharfe (west india quay)...

Dec 6th

fuck me. Anyone who hasn’t seen ‘The World’s Fastest Indian’ .. you’re...

Dec 6th

Watching In Bruge with my parents. First time for them, third 4 me. My mum already cracked up at...

Dec 5th

Just funny how brand and Ross have books out and barrowman needs all the exposure he can get....

Dec 5th

Is doing something vaguely rude, then getting the daily mail to blow it out of all proportion the...

Dec 5th

Hah. New google reader look/features. Way to kick helvetireader in the teeth after 3 days of being...

Dec 4th

Shitcockballsmotherfucker the north is cold. FACT

Dec 4th

for my uk peeps… www.seefilmfirst.com and enter code: 838618 (free screenings of slumdog...

Dec 4th

The sweet music of pencils.. http://tr.im/1tzi

Dec 4th

Is it best to limit my RSS feed (click through for full story) and piss off readers, or just let...

Dec 4th

anybody use an offline/standalone blogging app (osx) they can recommend?…. I’ve always...

Dec 4th

“when I have my name etched onto the moon it won’t be in a fancy font like palatino. NO...

Dec 3rd

http://tr.im/1tbf

Dec 3rd

Loving these photos…

Dec 3rd

http://twitpic.com/pyx8 - face hair has gone from beard to evil ringmaster mustache. AWEZOME!

Dec 3rd

No way Casper Van Diem in a film.. on tv.. that’s not Starship Troppers. Last time I saw him...

Dec 3rd

installing CS4. sexy

Dec 3rd

My “beard” might have to get gone. Itchy and looking too hobo… even for me. I hate...

Dec 3rd

Even just on its own the beginning of 28 weeks later is like the best zombie-short ever. amazing.

Dec 3rd

Black coffee. Orange Juice. Scrambled Eggs & Smoked Salmon. Crumpets. Watching 28 weeks later....

Dec 3rd

Paypal can suck my dick

Dec 2nd

RT @nebrow cool google reader theme: http://helvetireader.com/

Dec 1st

PR: “new exclusive poster art” um.. no. we have this this thing called the...

Dec 1st

Tea (1 sugar) + Crumpets (2, butter, jam) + Aviator (dvd) + Laptop + couch = Monday morning win.

Dec 1st

Unsure what to make of this…’skate’ video. odd. but sort of cool....

Nov 30th

Hah. last tweeet @guiseiz

Nov 30th

COD4? on what? mac? are you and al fragging each other (hiii yooo?)

Nov 30th

Twigged that the voice of ‘Cole’ in Gears of War 2 is none-other than Terry Tate, Office...

Nov 30th