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Just like banksey… but a 10yr old girl.. with some original talent. http://tr.im/gWTO

Mar 2nd

Great white shark hunters… AKA bored Aussies… fucking nutcases. http://tr.im/gWOk

Mar 2nd

Peanuts meets Peckinpah? Bring me the head of Charlie Brown http://tr.im/gWCe

Mar 2nd

Just watched the trailer for ‘Paul Blart: Mall Cop’ … and …um....

Mar 2nd

Jade Goody ate my Skittles

Mar 2nd

#skittles submit submit submit now…before the internet implodes....

Mar 2nd

Yeah almost bored of it now. #skittles #skittlefucker

Mar 2nd

Yeah.. believe it.. it’s happening. http://skittlefisting.tumblr.com/

Mar 2nd

Trying to see if I can make twitter explode. I might #plurk all the #tcot news on #mw2, #fisting my...

Mar 2nd

#skittles #skittlefisting #skittleslump #skittleskilledmyfamily #skittlesboner #skittlebetes...

Mar 2nd

I found a lump. oh no wait it was #skittles in my pocket.

Mar 2nd

RT @wowbrow: SKITTLES - TASTE THE FAILBOW

Mar 2nd

Skittles killed my family and gave me downs #skittles #4chan

Mar 2nd

Skittles touched me in my private place.

Mar 2nd

Bus driver looks like Cuba gooding jnr. Considering asking if it is actually him

Mar 2nd

Anyone really good at maths? and specifically equations. I need help writing a joke one and my...

Mar 1st

Sweet jesus google docs + multiple people editing the document… so full of awesome and win.

Mar 1st

The best thing i’ve seen today. Bizkit the sleepwalking dog. http://tr.im/gUma

Mar 1st

Hype Williams has become a parody of himself

Mar 1st

RT @chatnoir80 & @Devindra: This is a “wait, what?” link. http://tinyurl.com/csf4gh...

Mar 1st

Writing a ‘piece’ on Nic Cage. I want to self-harm

Mar 1st

Words can not do justice to the film i’m currently watching… but this image says it all...

Mar 1st

The internet has ruined my brain. I’m reading this.. http://tr.im/gSly but all I can think is...

Feb 28th

Was that a Robocop reference in The Sarah Connor Chronicles ust now?

Feb 28th

watching ep3 of Dollhouse. Dushku is hot as hell but has chinese-boy-body….

Feb 28th

our boy @wowbrow is getting a 7” for his band teeth released on Moshi moshi records....

Feb 28th

I like to answer all my entourage meeting requests with ‘Accept tentatively’ because the...

Feb 27th

LOCK AND LOLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feb 27th

last month it was a kids play sand-pit table.

Feb 27th

I just love how committed he is. It’s not like that stuff was already there. He has to find it...

Feb 27th

trampocalypse NOW!

Feb 27th

All so he can stand on it, drink his kestrel and swear at the people buying coffee

Feb 27th

Think that last tweet was channeling the hamburger guy from popeye.

Feb 27th

The drunk guy in borough Market has recently discovered standing on things as well as swearing....

Feb 27th

Monmouth coffe prices increased 30p. From Monday. If it keeps them open and the coffee awesome I...

Feb 27th

Bus full of crazies as usual. Once again my life lives up to it’s own cliches

Feb 27th

Watching TED talks is not conducive to helping me sleep… it just makes me want to do...

Feb 25th

Thought the wind picked up suddenly. Looked outside to realise the noise was a fat hobo dragging a...

Feb 25th

daddy?

Feb 25th

Fell in love with posterous. then quickly fell out of love with it when I realised I could skin it...

Feb 25th

Sometimes the internet is so full of win and awesome. I wish I could remember everything i’ve...

Feb 25th

I’m gonna go watch ‘The Mist’ and ‘The Fog’ and check for inaccuracies

Feb 25th

Watching QI on iplayer. Difference between Mist and Fog? Fog >1km visibility, Mist is 1-2km...

Feb 25th

hmmm interesting someone (not a spammer) mentioned my username in a tweet and suddenly a big influx...

Feb 25th

Large Hadron Collider drinking game? YES… YES…and also.. YES… 2 drinks for every...

Feb 25th

Red wine from Barcelona, and good pasta. Slight arm pains…. i’m ignoring…

Feb 25th

HAWT

Feb 25th

new hobby. Watching birthing videos on rewind.

Feb 25th

brilliant… (via @ronayne).. “it’s just like friends .. but funny”

Feb 25th

do the super broker shuffle! http://tinyurl.com/5ydrrg

Feb 25th

LADIES OF TWITTER. http://tinyurl.com/ahzuuj you are welcome…

Feb 25th

Nice music vidssss.. animals and mirrors, win. http://tinyurl.com/5cn2lo (via @wowbrow)

Feb 25th

Battening down the hatches, heading for high ground, loading the shotguns, oh and turning twitter to...

Feb 25th

2nd episode of Dollhouse… half-way through and already miles better than first ep….feels...

Feb 24th

RT @dannytrs Michel Gondry to direct Green Hornet! http://bit.ly/gGCZh ….wait….what?

Feb 24th

watching donk videos on youtube. I feel like I need a wash… and some really cheap whiz….

Feb 24th

Just turned on @almonks laptop. mistake. 4 things on his desktop, 1st a photo of @sandoz, 2nd a...

Feb 24th

Anyone else getting continuous flash 10 errors in Firefox? Keep getting the “would you like to...

Feb 24th

Once more into the fray dear friends… once more…

Feb 24th

time for a google prayer… http://tr.im/gJ2G

Feb 24th

and like that… it returns…. :)

Feb 24th

Directions from Precinct 13 to John Carpenter Street.. win. http://tr.im/gId1

Feb 23rd

http://twitpic.com/1npsk - So awesome. He wasn’t on the street though. trust me. I looked....

Feb 23rd

RT @kris_76: Tetris for designers, iphone game ‘Kern’ http://vimeo.com/3177481

Feb 23rd

RT @laughingsquid : Tasty new PES stop-motion animation http://tr.im/gI8G

Feb 23rd

Back on the ground. Watched Timecrimes (nice little Spanish sci-fi/thriller) and Korean grimness...

Feb 23rd

Chilling at the airport. Just watched the end of ‘The Chaser’ felt a lot like Memories...

Feb 23rd

Checking out of hotels sucks. Might need to employ someone to make my bed for me at home....

Feb 23rd

At a restaurant in a cable car tower, feel a bit like I’m in Myst.

Feb 22nd

View win though… http://twitpic.com/1n05p

Feb 22nd

Sitting in a park cussing Gaudi

Feb 22nd

Almost as good as ‘Hot Japanese Buns’ in Chicago but not quite #snicker...

Feb 22nd

Aparantly if I want to go to the Picasso museum I HAVE to get up AND put pants on. Stupid society,...

Feb 22nd

“that’s not very mature Tom”. …”snicker”…**click**...

Feb 21st

Looking for a good place to eat in Barca, spoilt for choice really….

Feb 21st

In Barcalona 22 hours and already behaving like a lazy spaniard, slept late, long breakfast followed...

Feb 21st

Off to Barcelona. It better be fucking sunny or I’m going to find a meterologist and cock...

Feb 20th

Nice Lovecraft buttons… http://tr.im/gBLn

Feb 20th

RT @MondoDan: Good old NME! Awesome typo… http://tinyurl.com/cs62j9

Feb 20th

RT @slashfilm Steroid Dealer from The Wrestler Arrested For Steroids http://bit.ly/nS2ch

Feb 19th

Also.. from JCVD “If it wasn’t for me John Woo would still be shooting pigeons in Hong...

Feb 19th

Rest of the movie.. yeah ok… weak…

Feb 19th

OK… people don’t like ‘Hard Target’ (just starting on iTV 4) but the opening...

Feb 19th

Presentation officially nailed to the wall…

Feb 19th

so it seems @almonk’s new M.O is to tell me i’m an idiot, then agree with me.. all in...

Feb 18th

RT @kris_76 and @ribrob: pay peanuts, get monkeys; the $50 logo experiment....

Feb 18th

R.E last tweet, First person to submit the old pepsi logo to the $50 logo company gets mad...

Feb 18th

My new band name : #sexualharassmentbeverage

Feb 18th

Awesome @ronayne and @jade_pingping just made me a cup of tea. Awesome Tea Win....

Feb 18th

RT @fariska and @guiseiz lulz http://tinyurl.com/dfwdgj (so very full of win)

Feb 18th

Gui Seiz **subtitle** A gif for every occasion

Feb 18th

On the bus sat near crazy loud talker (to himself). One of my favourites. He shouts about being...

Feb 18th

Best way to convert flv to .mov on a mac? anyone?

Feb 17th

The Nazi’s in colour, creeps me out. http://tr.im/gmic

Feb 17th

True Lies on tv. Win. Bill Paxton is unbelievably good at playing real scumbags. Also PAXTON FACT:...

Feb 16th

“Ass like a 10 year old boy!”

Feb 16th

Wicked. On the bus AKA the home of crazy people. Sat next to a woman that appears to screaming the...

Feb 16th

RT @flipper01 nice stop motion http://tr.im/ggi6

Feb 16th

Had weird dreams about Meryl Streep shouting at me. And not in a sexy way.

Feb 16th

This is full of win..and lulz http://tr.im/ge85

Feb 15th

“Jesus christ… I wanna lick your mind!!!”

Feb 15th

Watching ‘True Blood’ - “God hates Fangs” intro is really really fucking...

Feb 15th

Watching old episodes of ‘Big Train’. Sunday Win

Feb 15th

Just watched ‘Doubt’ again, Streep and Hoffman…. just fucking mind blowing actors.

Feb 15th

Just sent an email to an ebay buyer calling them a “mental deficient” I think I was...

Feb 15th

Sitting around waiting for people, but playing fantastic contraption on my iphone.. so all is not...

Feb 14th

watching some stuart gordon green magic… ‘stuck’ http://tinyurl.com/br95ae

Feb 14th

awake. sending long overdue emails to some people (me = rubs, personal fail.) then off to buy...

Feb 14th

Sushi conveyor belt + video camera = Automatic awesome http://tinyurl.com/ah4sts

Feb 13th

500 days of summer trailer looks interesting, but the voiceover fucking ruins it so much.

Feb 13th

RT @wowbrow: Do Click: http://i39.tinypic.com/rcn6oi.jpg

Feb 12th

Don’t Click: http://tinyurl.com/amgzs6

Feb 12th

❉ Food Photography Portfolio

Feb 12th

RT @benmooge I..don’t..like…it.. http://tinyurl.com/dn2wex

Feb 12th

Violet •• Let All Things Be Connected

Feb 12th

andddddd…..SLEEP.

Feb 11th

Nice use of tumblr… and spam hilarity… http://cockspam.org/

Feb 11th

All I can here is the ‘Sex MIx’ cd playing from next door… mainly bad slow generic...

Feb 11th

Home | tikitag

Feb 11th

Buy paying for wired mag rather than just reading it online, feel like I’m being punished. 14...

Feb 11th

Waxy.org: Andy Baio lives here

Feb 10th

Magical Nihilism

Feb 10th

Magical Nihilism

Feb 10th

Talent imitates, genius steals

Feb 10th

COCKSPAM

Feb 10th

no.. it’s not getting old… http://tr.im/fnpl

Feb 10th

Inside the GPS Revolution: 10 Applications...

Feb 10th

Buying noodles with the brothers tard http://twitpic.com/1f1ln

Feb 10th

Whitey.. trying to keep me down…

Feb 10th

oh dear.. @almonk is naked in the office again http://tr.im/fkpx

Feb 10th

Jacob's Crackers

Feb 10th

RT @slashfilm: a sneak peak of the ‘Inglorious Basterds’ trailer. I’m erect....

Feb 10th

Learning and Working in the Collaborative...

Feb 9th

WHOOP WHOOP! http://tr.im/fe5v

Feb 9th

New best thing on the internet .. the Michael J Fox Meme… http://i39.tinypic.com/6tjn7n.gif

Feb 9th

Dragging my ass out of bed to the gym is like fucking sophies choice at the mo’ **looks at...

Feb 9th

oh and talking of twitter spam… If you have the words ‘Social Media Expert’ in...

Feb 8th

Watching ‘Retard-O-Tron 2’ … I think it’s melting my brain junk.

Feb 8th

Dear twit spammers, I don’t care about making $X per day, your bullshit naked pictures,...

Feb 8th

Hackney farm was awesome. Happy kids, ginger pigs and a sheep that gave me a sly look. Sunday Win.

Feb 8th

Hackney City Farm… hoooooooooo

Feb 8th

Being lured outside by what appears to be nice weather. But like an overly friendly cell-mate I know...

Feb 8th

hahahahahhah http://tinyurl.com/ch5fr8

Feb 7th

Hands of steel poster: http://tr.im/f723 “LOOK AT MA FUCKIN TEKNO ARM!!! LULZ!!!”

Feb 7th

trying really hard to work. generally failing. Might watch some terrible italian action flick called...

Feb 7th

When I first saw this… my mouth made a really…really weird sound…...

Feb 7th

Pachube tutorials | pachube.community

Feb 7th

plundr

Feb 7th

Nedroid Picture Diary

Feb 7th

Watching ‘American Dreamer’… dennis hopper, groupies, drugs and semi-automatic...

Feb 7th

so…very…awesome… http://ruletheweb.co.uk/b3ta/bus/

Feb 6th

Is this….snow? **turns toward mother nature**golf clap**

Feb 6th

awesome.. baby lifts… don’t get distracted if the weight starts giggling.....

Feb 5th

Pattern Tap : Interface Collection for Design...

Feb 5th

RT @wowbrow “Our design team ‘Project Triangle’ http://twitpic.com/1c7jm Remember—...

Feb 5th

‘The Good the bad and the Weird’ is out on friday (in the uk) and if you don’t go...

Feb 5th

Crystal castles will give me the speed I need. FEET OF A PUMA!!!! DESIGN TEAM, FORM OF A MONGOOSE!!!

Feb 5th

It is too early and too dark to be going into work

Feb 5th

AWAKE. or…am…I….

Feb 5th

Survived cab ride home with @wowbrow and a cab driver who had all his dialogue written for him by...

Feb 4th

Ruptured… chicken and peppers leaking out of my side….

Feb 4th

Go-go gadget clothing!!!!!

Feb 4th

End of days @ London bridge station with @ronayne and @wowbrow http://twitpic.com/1axkz

Feb 2nd

Hot Chocolate and Oreo’s in the club. we, as usual are full of win. Although @almonk is...

Feb 2nd

http://twitpic.com/1apgm - Design Team win

Feb 2nd

Office is filling up. TFL fail. WORK CLUB AND CARRY ON

Feb 2nd

Feelancers are in. fairplay though I would trek through a cougar downpoor for that sweet tax-free...

Feb 2nd

heading outside… see what turns up… http://tr.im/e46k

Feb 2nd

Sweet irony that twitter is the only thing that’s working. travel websites down.. phone dead...

Feb 2nd

The TFL website is understandably having a skitz… as everyone in london wakes up an realises...

Feb 2nd

♫ ooohh the weather outside is frightful, but my xbox is so delightful…since i’ve no...

Feb 1st

battening down hatches….

Feb 1st

Trying to find the worst movies I own…

Feb 1st