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gargle…. wooldpack… steak sandwich, cheese on toast, corona. COMA.

Mar 31st

All about ‘coming late to the party’ podcasts at the moment. Just listened to Adam &...

Mar 31st

Chatting about branding for new studio with @wowbrow and prepping for a chat with @mondomovie and...

Mar 30th

For such a boringly titled podcast ‘creative screenwriting’ is really fucking good....

Mar 30th

Missed this story from a week ago, but WB are opening up their entire back catalogue. V.cool....

Mar 30th

Lol’ing at Tom Cruises speedy little legs running in Mission Impossible 3…

Mar 29th

Got served in a clothes shop by a Japanese girl called ‘Win’.awesome

Mar 29th

Eating okonmiyaki after watching Danish spy drama ‘flame & citron’ at the prince...

Mar 29th

Also managed to scope ‘Dead Snow’ zombie nazis in the mountains of norway. Started...

Mar 28th

Watching NY77.. pretty interesting doc about New York. good stuff.

Mar 28th

I obviously missed this.. but they used blue LED’s to light up the space around...

Mar 27th

plus who designed it? ew.

Mar 27th

ah yeah wicked… wired.co.uk… another crippled british version of a great .com site....

Mar 27th

THATS RIGHT. I”M VISITING A .COM SITE!!! WITNESS THE POWER OF PIPES TO CIRCUMNAVIGATE THE...

Mar 27th

I really don’t see the point in .co.uk versions of .com sites. really. REALLY.

Mar 27th

Anime Rabbits executing terrorists? hell yes. http://tinyurl.com/cse7nz (via @ectomo)

Mar 26th

spam message ‘Upgrade your love factory!’

Mar 25th

That’s right. I’m starting a business. I bought a BOX FILE. shit just got real people....

Mar 24th

Just used google streetview on my iPhone, in the wild. GBoner.

Mar 24th

Been to surrey to visit a new accountant. Registering for VAT and setting up payroll systems! When...

Mar 24th

Nothing like sorting out somebodies piss-poor grid. ‘this promo area must be 236 pixels...

Mar 24th

yup. http://tinyurl.com/dhobhk

Mar 23rd

Apparently the windows in my flat are not windproof. Same goes for my duvet/pants/skin. Thank god...

Mar 23rd

wefollow is rubbish. sorry. stating a fact. qapture.net is much better. DOUBLE FACT

Mar 23rd

Saw this poster on the tube this morning… looks like Nick Frost is Claw-handed bond...

Mar 23rd

Nothing like a gif to pass along your mood to people http://tr.im/hFNO

Mar 22nd

“they’re gonna have a three-way. Sweet cripple three-way”

Mar 22nd

Apparently everyone on twitter is an entrepreneur-blogger-mogul- socialMedia Expert. kill me.

Mar 22nd

HLY FCK this film is depressing…

Mar 22nd

depressing and slowwwwwww

Mar 22nd

Ridley Scott last night “I’ve seen some of James Cameron’s new film.. it’s...

Mar 22nd

Watching Daniel Craig kill nazis….

Mar 22nd

Marit had a dream about hunger striking for people in Hungary.. she says it’s called...

Mar 22nd

Really badly want to watch ‘Dead Snow’ Norwegians + Nazi Zombies in the snow…

Mar 22nd

The iPhone camera is dogshit…. But that’s Ridley Scott http://twitpic.com/2bs95

Mar 21st

Rutger on stage. http://twitpic.com/2bmqf

Mar 21st

chubby sci-fi nerds amassing at the bfi. I would include myself in that group but these dudes are...

Mar 21st

Burrito + southbank + sunshine + rutger hauer = best Saturday ever

Mar 21st

The one thing about this doc.. it’s making me want to see Part 6 again.

Mar 21st

Just part 6 though. Sweet Resurection scene… beheads three people with one swipe. …....

Mar 21st

Watching ‘His Name Was Jason’ …. Friday the 13th documentary. bit meh. Looking...

Mar 21st

I think i just had a stroke. RT @kris_76 & @stevesydney: Nicholas Cage Pachinko ads....

Mar 20th

Hungry Caterpillar on google today. so awesome.

Mar 20th

ughhhhh

Mar 19th

Love that our ‘tech support’s answer to our lack of working plugs in the office was...

Mar 19th

Might be a bit too early for this… but.. BEARFIGHT! http://www.bearfightstudio.com/blamma.html

Mar 19th

When you wake up in the morning and feel the instant need to vomit on yourself… that’s...

Mar 19th

lulz http://tinyurl.com/2zry2f

Mar 18th

Flash is like the retard son you locked in the basement. You miss him.. let him out.. then instantly...

Mar 18th

my brain today = http://pics.livejournal.com/ecctv/pic/00dd0tfa.gif

Mar 18th

RT @danoliver Checking out some Spotify playlists at www.sharemyplaylists.com. Cool site.

Mar 18th

Today I be all like http://tr.im/hvqt

Mar 18th

Love my mac. Hate fucking bullshit flashplayer on the mac. you..tube.....

Mar 18th

To steal @ronayne’s phrase. My head feels like a bag of Lego. ughhhhh

Mar 18th

UGHHHHHH pretty. http://tinyurl.com/cbgqoh

Mar 17th

FUCK YES. scored tickets for Blade Runner + Rutger Hauer Q&A. Boner. I’m gonna ask 15...

Mar 17th

my buddy @evilliam says it best: Social media distribution agencies are snake-oil salesmen.

Mar 17th

Best software for making flash movies into screensavers for pc/osx ? screentime? anyone?...

Mar 17th

Motorbike - check. Leather - Check. Moustache - check. Golden fucking eagle - BIG CHECK...

Mar 17th

RT roqueath Solamian priates cool picshttp://tinyurl.com/cg27fm (the big picture blog never fails to...

Mar 17th

I’m not actively looking for these links I swear, but 2nd interesting use of Aug-reality...

Mar 17th

Interesting article on Hooker-nomics… http://tr.im/hsKe

Mar 17th

Chumps we’re looking at are all like ‘we can put your video on...

Mar 17th

Anybody know a good seeding company? companies to spread video throughout diff sites etc, monitor,...

Mar 17th

So Jealous of kids in the future. Augmented reality toys… http://tr.im/hsu4

Mar 17th

Coffee from costa < Monomoth. Same price. But it’s like getting a chinese G.I Jack for...

Mar 17th

simon (@wowbrow) just got pop-up porn. To coin a phrase it is bonerific

Mar 16th

I already hate wefollow.com basically a catalogue of twitter douches…. how can I remove...

Mar 16th

Old film-titles typography… so.. hawt. http://tr.im/hp2J

Mar 15th

Looking at die cuts.. and colour pallettes. Full of Argentinean BBQ and red wine. Good day all round

Mar 15th

Scrabblin’ … yeah that’s right. LOC ‘n LOLL!!!!

Mar 15th

Even the emails they send me… 2 pertinent lines…. 57 lines of adverts and...

Mar 15th

Jesus christ… The GoDaddy backend makes me want to cry… where am I looking?...

Mar 15th

HAH bewbs.

Mar 14th

from @bumbags. Pretty and interesting music app for iphone http://www.toucheliss.com/

Mar 14th

“showbizgirl (showbizgirl) stopped following you on Twitter after you posted this tweet:...

Mar 14th

Fuck only just realised I cruised past the 3k tweet mark.

Mar 14th

Work coming out the wazoo. Looking at cash flows…. logos… social network pages…...

Mar 14th

“If you watch the movie Jaws backwards, it’s a movie about a shark that keeps throwing...

Mar 14th

WTF, Apple rejected Tweetie 1.3 because it might display offensive language in the...

Mar 10th

RT @wittertainment strapine for the new Nicholas Cage film “What happens when the numbers run...

Mar 10th

I smell like the dole.

Mar 10th

New deodorant smells like poor people. No that’s not a good thing.

Mar 10th

RT @jenyamato: Composed a brilliant Watchmen haiku for RT Show: Middle-aged heroes/Distracted by...

Mar 10th

given up on sleep. Girlfriend making a weird dolphin-style clicking noise in her sleep. Drinking...

Mar 10th

Oh and listening to the fucking excellent ‘tabbed browsing’ by wikipedia.org...

Mar 10th

Oh sorry… I didn’t see you there.. I was busy working as hard as I play…

Mar 8th

That last tweet was me showing some friends “what the fuck is this twitter thing...

Mar 8th

nice afternoon with friends. waffles. coffee. Chatting. Talking about angry wanking. The usual...

Mar 8th

testing twitter

Mar 8th

http://tr.im/h8lS say…no..more

Mar 8th

Too much stuff to sort today. Will make a Get Things Fuckin’ Done list over coco-pops and tea....

Mar 8th

Wonder how long Watchmen would have been if they’d taken all the slow-mo out…

Mar 7th

Everyone in this movie is pale, tortured and SUPER INTENSE ALL THE TIME.

Mar 7th

Watching Twilight. This movie is really funny. Mainly because it just reminds me of the goth/emo...

Mar 7th

That Mad Max 3D story.. for those that care.. http://tr.im/h7lN

Mar 7th

Wait… what? 4th Mad Max Movie will be 3D animated flick? …could..be…awesome..maybe

Mar 7th

lulz http://tr.im/h4fA

Mar 7th

Where the wild things are skateboards. HAWT http://tr.im/h77c

Mar 7th

Mannnnn I got really go for a scanwich about now…

Mar 7th

NOMNOMNOM SCANNNNNN NOM http://scanwiches.com/

Mar 6th

In retrospect not the best idea. Suns out though

Mar 6th

Is the Jade Goody thing an elaborate Watchmen/Dr Manhattan experiment-gone-awry PR stunt? Well...

Mar 6th

Transport fail. 3 hours sleep. Black coffee and 2 sugars. Oh and I found a picture of 70’s...

Mar 6th

Yeah.. i’m Trump… in my dirty wiggy tower. Peepshow… still awesome.

Mar 5th

fiddlin… http://i44.tinypic.com/jzzl9d.gif

Mar 5th

ROBONOM NOM NOM NOM NOM http://tr.im/h3I7

Mar 5th

… @wowbrow - “WHATS THAT BULLSHIT THING… WITH THE SHIT THING ON THE SCREEN.. WHEN...

Mar 5th

Glad my talk about Augmented Reality wasn’t wasted on him….

Mar 5th

Sweet fucking jesus. I hate NIN but the Canon 5D MKII makes me want to dry hump. http://tr.im/h3vS

Mar 5th

RT @guiseiz laughing at misfortunate plug-ins http://tinyurl.com/b2jlol

Mar 5th

I am Fucking RAD TO THE POWER OF SICK

Mar 5th

Saturday Morning Watchmen (via @benmooge) fucking brilliant… http://tinyurl.com/bjvnrj

Mar 5th

Anyone know if you can integrate google docs with basecamp?

Mar 5th

Design team self-flagilating over google products…

Mar 5th

Best name for a band i’ve seen today ‘Kareem Abdul Guitar’ ….. name win

Mar 4th

RT @netmag .net magazine is giving away free subscriptions (13 issues) to selected followers over...

Mar 4th

RT @danoliver Zombie tearing his own face off! http://tinyurl.com/bg7j2b

Mar 4th

RT @sizemore Off to see Dr Manhattan on the Thames tonight: http://tinyurl.com/dbj4tm “UNDER...

Mar 4th

Mashing up youtube instructional videos into awesome musix! very cool http://thru-you.com

Mar 4th

Is it even worth getting angry at the Daily Mail’s “journalism” anymore? jokers....

Mar 4th

FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCKKKKK FUCKING Flash 10 errors in Firefox are doing my head in.

Mar 4th

Just like banksey… but a 10yr old girl.. with some original talent. http://tr.im/gWTO

Mar 2nd

Great white shark hunters… AKA bored Aussies… fucking nutcases. http://tr.im/gWOk

Mar 2nd

Just watched the trailer for ‘Paul Blart: Mall Cop’ … and …um....

Mar 2nd

Peanuts meets Peckinpah? Bring me the head of Charlie Brown http://tr.im/gWCe

Mar 2nd

Jade Goody ate my Skittles

Mar 2nd

#skittles submit submit submit now…before the internet implodes....

Mar 2nd

Yeah almost bored of it now. #skittles #skittlefucker

Mar 2nd

Yeah.. believe it.. it’s happening. http://skittlefisting.tumblr.com/

Mar 2nd

Trying to see if I can make twitter explode. I might #plurk all the #tcot news on #mw2, #fisting my...

Mar 2nd

#skittles #skittlefisting #skittleslump #skittleskilledmyfamily #skittlesboner #skittlebetes...

Mar 2nd

I found a lump. oh no wait it was #skittles in my pocket.

Mar 2nd

RT @wowbrow: SKITTLES - TASTE THE FAILBOW

Mar 2nd

Skittles touched me in my private place.

Mar 2nd

Skittles killed my family and gave me downs #skittles #4chan

Mar 2nd

Bus driver looks like Cuba gooding jnr. Considering asking if it is actually him

Mar 2nd

Anyone really good at maths? and specifically equations. I need help writing a joke one and my...

Mar 1st

Sweet jesus google docs + multiple people editing the document… so full of awesome and win.

Mar 1st

The best thing i’ve seen today. Bizkit the sleepwalking dog. http://tr.im/gUma

Mar 1st

Hype Williams has become a parody of himself

Mar 1st

RT @chatnoir80 & @Devindra: This is a “wait, what?” link. http://tinyurl.com/csf4gh...

Mar 1st

Writing a ‘piece’ on Nic Cage. I want to self-harm

Mar 1st

Words can not do justice to the film i’m currently watching… but this image says it all...

Mar 1st