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Anyone know an online service for creating Gantt charts? pretty ones preferably. yes that’s...

May 1st

no idea. but I want it http://tinyurl.com/ca3m4o

May 1st

Fuck me the creative screenwriting podcast is good. The guy who wrote Eastern Promises is also...

May 1st

Watching Porco Rosso. In your FACE Global health threat!

Apr 30th

RT @paddyfraser stringer bell outside mother today http://twitpic.com/49mtc i ate lunch, but...

Apr 30th

This is the new version of the hugging lion video. The little squirrel that tried....

Apr 30th

I am officially rubbish at organising meetings.

Apr 30th

How long do SPF records take to propagate? anyone? anyone? same as DNS?

Apr 30th

Branded a Beast at every feast. mannnn I LOVE ‘Deep Cover’ http://tinyurl.com/ccdx5t

Apr 30th

Fucked up the arrangement of a couple of meetings today. Nothing too embarassing, but feeling like a...

Apr 30th

http://tinyurl.com/cxckhw

Apr 29th

WOOO HOOOOOO BOUNCY RIDES!!!!! http://tr.im/k2pi

Apr 29th

lulz http://www.swinefighter.com/

Apr 29th

People of the internet…. Good flash based music stuff? stuff like http://www.hobnox.com

Apr 29th

Uuurrrggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why is my skin beer flavoured?

Apr 29th

\o/ MEXICAN WAVE!! \o/

Apr 28th

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

Apr 28th

I’m gonna make an app, it’s just gonna be a live stream of me with rubber bands around...

Apr 28th

Not once have I looked at the shitty yahoo weather app on my phone and it’s reflected what was...

Apr 28th

Just joined a twibe. Visit http://twibes.com/newmedia to join

Apr 26th

Just joined a twibe. Visit http://twibes.com/ARG to join

Apr 26th

nearly dislocated my jaw I yawned so hard

Apr 26th

Time for some AMERICAN WARDOGGGGG http://tr.im/jL5E

Apr 26th

State of play was really good, I like Fat crow, and Helen Mirren is freaking HAWT

Apr 25th

http://www.kissburger.com/ hiiiiii oooohhhh

Apr 25th

Deciding what to do today. lying in bed listening to Adam & Joe. Feeling delicate

Apr 25th

Spent entirely too much of yesterday drinking. Now I am “awake” and paying for it. Wish...

Apr 25th

Dear Tom you are not Sean Penn in Carlito’s Way. Lots of love, your brain. x

Apr 25th

Carnaby st. Descend the stairs, thinking I can take a quick leak then still manage to make my bus. I...

Apr 24th

I realise I’m busting for a wee. It’s really busy on the streets and all the pubs are...

Apr 24th

Never has a 28yr old straight man turned on the spot and ascended stairs quite as fast as me.

Apr 24th

Says a lot about my life, I’ve been on Twitter for 3 years and the most interesting thing...

Apr 24th

A Tom Hartshorn production. copyright 2009. Unfortunatly no part of this story was based on fiction.

Apr 24th

Stairs. 4 dudes. 1 guy pants round his ankles. 2nd jerking him off. 3 & 4 just watching.

Apr 24th

So last night I’m drinking with some friends in the middle of soho. Pub closes we say goodbye....

Apr 24th

http://twitpic.com/3u012 - FAIL.

Apr 23rd

flash build fail. http://www.twitpic.com/3u012 http://www.startrekmovie.com/intl/uk/

Apr 23rd

RT @sodapictures OMG, LittleBigPlanet Cresmaster levels. Matthew Barney-erific http://tr.im/jwOf...

Apr 23rd

Does anybody know anyone with access to a rapid prototyping machine??

Apr 23rd

When anything goes wrong/weird in my life from now on i’m going to assume i’m living in...

Apr 23rd

The only way to make Fox news bearable? Auto-tune that shit… http://tinyurl.com/coyn52

Apr 23rd

dirrrtttyyyyy Thunderheist beats http://tinyurl.com/bhmu26

Apr 23rd

That’s it. I’ve found my favorite website of all time. The unofficial Cannon Films site....

Apr 22nd

Networking my cock off

Apr 22nd

I can get there for 6.30 I reckon…. not really much earlier unfortunately dude…

Apr 22nd

Check out fucking THOMAS EDISON busting out tricks on his fixie.. what a legend http://tr.im/jp1C

Apr 22nd

argrgrgrgrgrgrgggggggg .. brain… pain….

Apr 22nd

minimalizingz my twitter profile page

Apr 21st

I used to think that Strawberry yogurt was the bestest… but now i’m all about the...

Apr 21st

Anybody? Anybody? No? Jerks!

Apr 21st

Switching up my act with bus people this morning. “so black people be all like wah wah wah...

Apr 21st

Asher Roth looks hella like @almonk but with lighter brown hair http://tinyurl.com/cmog7c

Apr 20th

comparing @almonk’s body with wet noodles tied to a hotdog. Cocktail sticks as legs.

Apr 20th

**high fives** @kidrobot23

Apr 20th

the stereo in @commonwealth just churned out waht appears to be a remix of the Escape from New York...

Apr 20th

RT @meat99 Design nerds: this is inspiring. http://tinyurl.com/c3ks8m 50 hot info graphic designs.

Apr 20th

hahahahh awesome. http://tinyurl.com/co9nyo

Apr 20th

Listening to some Asher Roth on the bus. If I started waving my hands in the air like I just...

Apr 20th

Whut whut… Here we go… Come on everybody… Get the fuck up **waves hands in the...

Apr 20th

Thought i’d give Richie one last try. A mistake. 25 minutes into RockNRolla. Turned it off....

Apr 19th

Watching ‘two-minute warning’ to try and hone my skills....

Apr 19th

I’m awake. tired.. but kids are screaming outside in the street. Where’s my BB gun

Apr 19th

Movie nerds on the internet never cease to amaze me http://tr.im/j8tp

Apr 18th

Crank high voltage was retarded fun, david carradine as an old Chinese man, and stratham...

Apr 18th

Oh yes.. off to see some sweet Chev Chelios action at the cinema. He died at the end of the first...

Apr 18th

If you’re in shoreditch tonight, @wowbrow’s new band ‘Bloody Knees’ are...

Apr 18th

Feels like my hangover from last night is finally kicking in. Grrrrraaaaa tired. Home+sleep

Apr 17th

RT @oliverlindberg The Pirate Bay has been found guilty!. A year each!...

Apr 17th

30 rock mocked it so well.. “milf island” http://tr.im/j1ZH but reality tv really has no...

Apr 17th

RT @sandrosandro Tweetie looks good, coming monday. http://www.atebits.com/tweetie-mac/ (they got my...

Apr 17th

RT @wowbrow http://www.barcinski-jeanjean.com/ (can’t believe we actually had 3d glasses...

Apr 16th

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOM...

Apr 16th

YO DAWG WE HEARD YOU LIKE TWITTER.. SO WE PUT A TWITTER IN YOUR TWITTER SO YOU CAN TWEET WHILE YOU...

Apr 16th

Real life ‘Mirrors Edge’ makes me feel queazy. cool though. http://tr.im/iU9c

Apr 15th

Porridge and banana for the W I N

Apr 15th

Easing myself into the morning.. http://blip.fm/profile/culturalelite/blip/7313404

Apr 15th

I know this is nerdy beyond belief…but I find these animations really sexy....

Apr 14th

Now i’m not sitting next to @guiseiz and @wowbrow anymore I need this to help me through the...

Apr 14th

RT @GroovyMonster Reading: “Zombies Are the New Vampires” (Time Magazine)...

Apr 14th

Damn… this is HOT http://www.scarygirl.com/world.php

Apr 14th

I made soup out of the remnants of the weekends roasts. It is awesome. and now my belly is full

Apr 14th

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Apr 14th

Follow @commonwealth for updates from my new studio…

Apr 14th

Marvin Gaye singing the US national anthem? well.. it made me a little damp.. I can’t lie....

Apr 14th

ahhh the sweet-ass feelng of being a bit drunk in the middle of a monday…

Apr 13th

http://twitpic.com/399hs -

Apr 13th

today I will be mostly watching both series of Spaced and roasting a chicken. happy days!

Apr 12th

chuckle http://tr.im/iCZ0

Apr 11th

Oh god dollhouse suckkkkkssss. I was defending it in the beginning…but now it’s just...

Apr 11th

haahahah… so the guys interviewing carpenter in a car. He looks at him suddenly “um.. is...

Apr 11th

Watching a dutch tv documentary on John Carpenter. I fucking LOVE the internets….

Apr 11th

RT @WOWBROW We’re trying to get to No.1 most read on Pitchfork! ReTweet the link to help!...

Apr 10th

RT @theauteurs lousy quality but still amazing: new trailer for Michael Mann’s PUBLIC ENEMIES:...

Apr 10th

Blargleblargle vom

Apr 10th

Alcohol broke my brain

Apr 10th

Oh Jesus… S…o….. Hung…. Over…..

Apr 10th

My balls don’t fit in a Rolodex because they don’t BELONG in a Rolodex.

Apr 9th

Before youtube how did we find Ukranian Polka covers of Katy Perry songs? I just don’t know...

Apr 9th

Is Joaquin passing around the crazy-pills in hollywood again.. http://tinyurl.com/cxvg86

Apr 9th

helping @guiseiz look for gun-range targets… http://tinyurl.com/c7yla6

Apr 9th

OH HAI!.. WHASSUP NEW ORIFICES! http://tr.im/iuWR

Apr 9th

Feist … an osx game… so very.. pretty.. http://tr.im/iuTp

Apr 9th

lolz at enviro-bear http://tinyurl.com/c4jzlf

Apr 9th

Prolly gonna be a lot of this over the coming weeks :) http://tr.im/iuMA

Apr 9th

My business partner just sent me an email… “Today you become a man son!” hahahhaha...

Apr 9th

pfff what does the this guy do?.. chief strategic officer… psshhh CRAP!...

Apr 9th

today is weird. http://tinyurl.com/cgn4zl

Apr 8th

testinggg

Apr 8th

Cinemageddon.. I love thee so. How would I have ever known there was a porn parody of the The...

Apr 8th

So much respect for @sizemore’s ridiculous GTTFD attitude. Now to eat his beautiful brain and...

Apr 8th

Gonna punch dance my way around the office to this: http://tinyurl.com/2ptddu

Apr 8th

48hrs of my paycheck life left. Shitttttt

Apr 8th

The Adam & Joe podcast made me choke on my lucozade. I have fizzy nostrils

Apr 8th

http://twitpic.com/2ygg2 - Stole them from the cinema… MAKES EVERYTHING REAL-D!!!

Apr 7th

lulz http://www.woostercollective.com/2009/04/worst_tagline_ever.html

Apr 7th

You better fucking believe i’m listening to Journey on spotify. “born and raised in...

Apr 7th

yeah I looked at all the options.. :D

Apr 7th

Whatsupp Tuesday? How about we make my genitals and your genitals high five?

Apr 7th

Back from drinks with @mondomovie and @mondodan. Nothing quite as good as talking movie trash with...

Apr 6th

8 days and I’ll be sat in my own design studio, starting to pitch for jobs, starring at...

Apr 6th

Reading about train nerds basically breaking in to North Korea.....

Apr 5th

watching ‘The Ambushers’ on channel 5… very..very odd looking Dean Martin movie....

Apr 5th

woman: “this thing goes pretty fast… you better find something to hold on to!”...

Apr 5th

The 60’s look AMAZING. I’m pretty sure this is an accurate representation of them.

Apr 5th

Oh my GOD. this is like Austin Powers. I need this on dvd NOW....

Apr 5th

paperwork. GAH

Apr 4th

Digging out old Ghibli movies… ahhh childhood http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65T6sAZdQNE

Apr 3rd

This short animated film just fucking blew my mind. AmmmmmAZING....

Apr 3rd

watching footage from the Game dev conference.. more in love with ‘The Unfinished Swan’...

Apr 3rd

Listening to the Kermode podcast on the way to work, and even just listening to a clip of cage in...

Apr 3rd

RT @ndmccormack Audio only action game ‘In The Pit’ http://tr.im/ibX8

Apr 3rd

Nothing to do with #G20 but today I will be ringing barclaycard and verbally smashing them in the...

Apr 3rd

(via @ronayne) I need to start pitching everything like this http://vimeo.com/3718294

Apr 2nd

WOOOOO I”M A FUCKING ANARCHIST!!! downloading wolverine. i’m showing ‘THE...

Apr 1st

Love the photo: http://news.bbc.co.uk/ so basically 1 guy smashing a window while 30 photogs...

Apr 1st

Today is really a let-down… i’m gonna go huff glue in the toilets then just start...

Apr 1st

RT @roqueath This is fantastic http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/tauntaun.html

Apr 1st

Someone give this headline copywriter a pepsi. Bravo good sir.. bravo....

Apr 1st

Is hemp sold on the commodities market? i’d like to see if the price went through the rough...

Apr 1st

Way to confuse the enemy suits.. yeah they’ll never spot you in your yacht/ski wear. #G20

Apr 1st

At Liverpool street. Waiting for a marauding band of hippy scum to attack me. Crowbar in hand.

Apr 1st